AMERICAN ACADEMY

ATTITUDO NON APTITUDO

A new federal tuition-free institution of higher learning that offers a practical, tradition-busting curriculum of courses online. All graduates with Academy degrees will be guaranteed well-paid employment in government or by federal contractors.

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Relieving Constipation With Tap-Dancing
Relieving Constipation With Tap-Dancing

Smooth movements with the right vibes

Standing Your Ground on the Golf Course
Standing Your Ground on the Golf Course

Driver, iron, or putter?

Lighting Farts to Protect the Ozone Layer from Methane
Lighting Farts to Protect the Ozone Layer from Methane

Think globally, act locally

An Airline Emergency in Flight
An Airline Emergency in Flight

Rational decisions and rules of etiquette

Retirement Income
Retirement Income

Selling your organs while you still can

Roadkill Recipes
Roadkill Recipes

Living the good life in your car

Older Man with Younger Woman
Older Man with Younger Woman

Living longer with fresh meat and fresh eggs

Teaching Your Child to Run With Scissors Fearlessly
Teaching Your Child to Run With Scissors Fearlessly

Tough love, no sissies

Reading the Bible Together at Bedtime
Reading the Bible Together at Bedtime

Putting God back in your orgasm

Computer Games and Manliness
Computer Games and Manliness

Teaching the joys of war on the computer

Teaching Your Children to Share & Take Turns at the Firing Range
Teaching Your Children to Share & Take Turns at the Firing Range

The NRA Guidelines

Obtaining a Receipt from a Mugger Safely
Obtaining a Receipt from a Mugger Safely

Itemizing charitable deductions

Curriculum Highlights

No Trigger Warnings

Embark on new experiences which will take you to places your mind may not wish to go.

No Safe Spaces

We eschew safe spaces which are merely incubators for the “woke” mind-virus.